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PostSubject: The Tales of the Minstrel: Songs o Silly   Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:34 am

First off; a Diddy about Hemlock.

There once was a Bloody Prick
his name was Hemlock!
Why he was such a Dick
Co'z he couldn't get a Fock!

He only liked men
Co'z no woman would have 'im
Nothing wrong with that
EXCEPT IT'S FUCKING GRIM!

(Chorus)
His name is Bloody Hemlock,
Rapist and Galore,
Can't even get into Wedlock,
So he settles for man whores!

He was Born out of Wedlock,
Bastard Son is He!
His name is Fucking Hemlock,
And he can't get Any!

Though, I'm a little afraid,
After all.
With what he likes to raid,
HE MIGHT BLOODY WELL RAPE ME IN THE HALL!

(Chorus)
His name is Bloody Hemlock,
Rapist and Galore,
Can't even get into Wedlock,
So he settles for man whores!

[Yes, this is what happens when I start going silly. Very Happy]
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PostSubject: Re: The Tales of the Minstrel: Songs o Silly   Sat Oct 24, 2009 6:36 am

*head desks* LOL! Just LOL! XD
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PostSubject: Re: The Tales of the Minstrel: Songs o Silly   Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:08 pm

I ROFL'ed.
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PostSubject: Re: The Tales of the Minstrel: Songs o Silly   Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:25 pm

XD
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